Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The basic form of this new element, Governmentium (Gv), has been found to have 1
neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant
deputy neutrons. These 312 elemental particles are held together by intrinsic atomic forces
and cluster into molecules called morons and are completely surrounded by vast quantities
of lesser particles called peons.
Governmentium is devoid of light and has no photons or electrons, so it is 100% inert.
However, its presence can be easily detected because it is known to impede every
elemental reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
would normally take less than a second to occur, to take from 4 days to 4 years or more.





