Right Voices

On Monday, U.S. Sen. John Edwards will be surrounded by California girls. He’s likely to be feeling good vibrations and having fun, fun, fun. And he may ask himself: Wouldn’t it be nice to be president of the United States?

This is all possible because the Beach Boys are scheduled to provide entertainment for the North Carolina Democrat at a backyard fund-raiser in Los Angeles.

The gathering falls on the final day of the second quarter of presidential fund raising.

And perhaps during their set the Beach Boys can sing a rendition of “Surfin` USA” for the state of the nation if by any wild out of the way chance Edwards would become president.

If everybody had a liberal
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody’d be surfin`
Toward the border today
You’d see `em crying
They’d be screaming too
Rushing to flee the liberal
Sinkin USA