Ralph Nader Top Ten

Posted by Reilly on 6/29/2004

10. Are you here because you lost a bet?

9. If I pick you, do you promise to vote for us?

8. In case anybody asks, can you think of a reason I’m running?

7. Are you sure you won’t be intimidated by my dazzling charisma?

6. Wanna drop out of the race and go to Massachusetts to get hitched?

5. Is it okay if I pay you in grocery coupons?

4. Isn’t this a step down for you, Mr. Gore?

3. Do you get nervous speaking in front of groups of 8 to 12 people?

2. Are you comfortable being the answer to a trivial pursuit question?

1. What’s it like to be with a woman?

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