Kerry on Orange Alert!

Just days before Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry is set to take the stage in a debate opener projected to be seen by 70 million, photos show the senator dramatically taking on color.

Is it the late September Wisconsin sun during debate prep that has turned Kerry’s face to rich pumpkin-colored hues?

Or has he been campaigning in the rust-belt?

Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow — before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.

via: Drudge

27 Comments.

  1. That muthafucka is wearing my bracelet.

  2. The Lance Armstrong bracelet…only serves to make him look more tan.

  3. That instant tan crap never works. What is Kerry going to do next to try to fool people?

  4. This jack ass is so stuck on himself. Is there anything real about him?

  5. Geo, That he’s a gigolo?

  6. Remeber geo the demacratic symbol is a donkey(jackass)and this big jackass is just acting like one although i think the four legged varitey of jackass is smarter then the two legged kind just look at kennedy and carters blatherings:razz::mad::grin::smile::wink:

  7. are we all forgetting that democrats think they can be elected based soley on physical appearance. when you have no issue or backbone, trying to look good is the only thing you’ve got.
    unfortunately for kerry he looks more like a bushy eyebrowed baboon’s ass than a weathered statesman.

  8. Oh brother…

    Boy, that ought to clinch the election for him…

  9. Did he learn nothing from the Nixon/Kennedy debates:roll:

    K- You kill me!!!:lol::lol:

  10. Kerry, they say, is a big finisher, that at the last minute he can pull himself though his slump and that Bush should watch his back but thats in his oh so very liberal state of Massachusetts that Kerry has found himself doing well in….not America.

  11. Kerry is sure coming off like Nixon at the Nixon/Kennedy debate. Profuse sweating, bad make up, but unlike Nixon, Kerry doesn’t have a stand or knows what he’s talking about.

  12. I knew I could count on you to pick up on that PCD!:smile:
    But between you and me, he was going for Jack’s natural tan!!! Oh Teddy, you just are not your fathers son when it comes to running a campaign!:roll:

  13. Hey, check his palms… if they are orange too then he used the insta-tan crap… the man is just trying to look smooth, but he ends up looking like the skin of a fresh baked turkey :lol: :lol::lol: “hey, Kerry, it’s time to get basted” :wink: :lol:

  14. yeah! basted! good one madbarr. kerry lied and soldiers died!

  15. Madbarr, Kerry wouldn’t deign to apply make up to himself, that is the job of his paid-under-a-living-wage make up artist.

  16. yeah the republicans want to make the minimum wage a denent amount while the democrats want to…wait – i have that backwards…well, anyway, kerry lied and ppl died!

  17. Little joke…

    Send your friends a Senator Kerry here.

  18. Kerry lied and shiloh cried,
    but America was unified.

    Behind Bush they took their stand
    Now freedom rings from the sandy land.

    So, In November cast your vote
    in a way to get Kerry’s goat.

    Make him realize his place,
    When Kerry comes in second place.

    So, shiloh tried and was denied
    and like CBS he’ll be humble pied… :roll:

    Oy… verse, oy.

  19. Madbarr has his “Size Dozens” kicking butt today.

  20. PCD, yep, I agree… maybe we should check his hands instead… ? :lol:

  21. Anyone ever notice how the biggest Democrat mouths have many people working for them that are paid less than the Democrat espoused “Living Wage”? Bob Kerrey never paid a “Living Wage” to workers at his Grandmother’s restaurants in Omaha. Does his butler get a living wage for handing him bottled water and PBJ sandwiches?

  22. “The people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.”

    Hermann Goering
    (at the Nuremberg war crimes trials)

    We are being led by a Nazi.

  23. Well then you should switch to GWB!!!:smile: