We (heart) the Texas Hunk!

50,000 Elvis (Bush) fans can’t be wrong

Under a U.S. flag that billowed like a Viking sail, a sea of cheering, sun-reddened faces stretched from here to Election Day in West Chester on Monday. They came in throngs, hordes and armies, like a Moses movie’s “cast of thousands” ready to do an extreme makeover on the Pyramids.

But all they lifted was kids on their shoulders, tiny flags like red-white-and-blue confetti and shouts of “Four more years.”

Luv Ya W,” the posters yelled. “Bush Rocks.” “W is for Women.” “We (heart) the Texas Hunk.”

But the one that said it all was “Bush Country.”

If Southwest Ohio is the deepest scarlet in the red Bush nation, West Chester is the new capital of Bush Country. In just seven days – less notice than a dinner party for eight – West Chester threw the biggest political party in America and more than 50,000 people came.

“I believe the most solemn duty of a president is to protect the American people,” Bush twanged. “If America fails to show resolve, we will drift toward tragedy. This is not gonna happen on my watch.”

The crowd went wild.

(thanks for sending this one in, Mom!)

5 Comments.

  1. Sounds like a place where micheal moore would be unwelcome and if he dared to show up he would end up with a tomato in his face and that gose for the rest of the rich hollywood socialists its too bad i cound,nt be there:razz::smile::grin::wink::lol:

  2. Egret, more like that Toby Keith song where he sings about “…putting a boot up your (Terrorist/Michael Moore) *ss…”

  3. the song goes like this:

    “Cause we’ll put a boot in your ass
    It’s the American way ”

    Toby Keith Angry American (Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue)

  4. That sounds like one that would have been fun to watch!:smile:

  5. A real fun game there must be using micheal moore DVDs as a popular form of skeet shooting just gather up DVDs of BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE and FARINHTIT 9-11 and PULL BLAM CRACK and lets go and gather up the little peices