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Ill wind may not blow to the Whitehouse

By: Pam On: Sep/9/05 - 2 Comments

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As the full horror of Hurricane Katrina sinks in, thousands of desperate columnists are asking if this is the end of George Bush’s presidency. The answer is almost certainly yes, provided that every copy of the US Constitution was destroyed in the storm. Otherwise President Bush will remain in office until noon on January 20th, 2009, as required by the 20th Amendment, after which he is barred from seeking a third term anyway under the 22nd Amendment.

As the full horror of this sinks in, thousands of desperate columnists are asking if the entire political agenda of George Bush’s second term will not still be damaged in some terribly satisfying way.

The answer is almost certainly yes, provided that the entire political agenda of George Bush’s second term consists of repealing the 22nd Amendment. Otherwise, with a clear Republican majority in both Houses of Congress, he can carry on doing pretty much whatever he likes.

As the full horror of this sinks in, thousands of desperate columnists are asking if the Republican Party itself will now suffer a setback at the congressional mid-term elections next November.

The answer is almost certainly yes, provided that people outside the disaster zone punish their local representatives for events elsewhere a year previously, both beyond their control and outside their remit, while people inside the disaster zone reward their local representatives for an ongoing calamity they were supposed to prevent. Otherwise, the Democratic Party will suffer a setback at the next congressional election.

As the full horror of this sinks in, thousands of desperate columnists are asking if an official inquiry will shift the blame for poor planning and inadequate flood defences on to the White House. The answer is almost certainly yes, provided nobody admits that emergency planning is largely the responsibility of city and state agencies, and nobody notices that the main levee which broke was the only levee recently modernised with federal funds. Otherwise, an official inquiry will pin most of the blame on the notoriously corrupt and incompetent local governments of New Orleans and Louisiana.

Hattip to PCD

Posted on: September 9, 2005 |

Posted in: Democrats

2 Responses to “Ill wind may not blow to the Whitehouse”

  1. snowy egret
    September 9, 2005 - 05:03 PM on September 9th, 2005

    what next will these persons try blaming chevron and texico like the idiots at GREENPEACE do? just what kind of malarkey is this?:razz:

  2. Chasing the Wind » Blog Archive » Ill Wind May Not Blow to the Whitehouse
    September 10, 2005 - 09:53 AM on September 10th, 2005

    [...] of that sinks in, this columnist is simply glad that everybody cares. * From a tip from Right Voices and Slugger O’Toole. Original article by [...]

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