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Castros Health is said to be failing

By: Pam On: Nov/16/05 - 16 Comments

The AP is reporting that Castro is in poor health.

Most recently, a U.S. official told The Associated Press in Washington Wednesday that an intelligence assessment based on a wide variety of material suggests Castro has Parkinson’s disease _ something rumored and laughed off by the president as long as seven years ago.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the information’s sensitivity, emphasized the assessment is based on analysis and is not a definitive conclusion.

Posted on: November 16, 2005 |

Posted in: National News

16 Responses to “Castros Health is said to be failing”

  1. Fred Dawes
    November 17, 2005 - 02:45 AM on November 17th, 2005

    :twisted: So good news i hope he will be in hell soon, back in 1958 and 1959 when i was a 13 yr old i told my teacher that he was A Red my teacher sent me home with a note to my father, my father looked at the note and the next day we both saw the teacher, she called me a little right winger, my father said to her its OK that is the reason i was in the Army from 1941 to 1945 so he could say what he wants, and you can also say what you want, but in other places you could not, get what i mean? and by the way that is also why i was in the old Army so you can say what you want to say, its called freedom!

    :evil: may that red rat Castro, have 50 guys do him up the A@@…but i think hell will deal with him real good for what he has done to millions of his own people.:grin:

  2. Fred Dawes
    November 17, 2005 - 02:55 AM on November 17th, 2005

    :roll: By the way the insane teacher called that little evil Red A force for good in 1958\59 that is why a said the truth and got sent home.
    my point, “never tell people the Truth”, people want the myth.:sad:

  3. Political Satire Fake News - The Nose On Your Face
    November 17, 2005 - 07:53 AM on November 17th, 2005

    “Aww! We Were Praying For Cancer!”

    Despite their yearning for cancer, AIDS or tertiary Syphillis, Fidel Castro’s enemies have apparently been thwarted once again. The CIA is reporting that from their assessment, the 79 year-old Cuban leader appears to have the disorder known as Parkins…

  4. Zelda
    November 17, 2005 - 08:13 AM on November 17th, 2005

    The best thing that could have happened for the Palestinians was for Yasser Arafat to die.

    The best thing that could happen for Cuba is for “President”Castro to die. Nothing is going to change until he does. No American president is going to do anything other than maintain our failed policy towards Cuba until he dies.

  5. PCD
    November 17, 2005 - 08:59 AM on November 17th, 2005

    Let’s send Castro a care basket of ring-dings, ho-hos, Straberry soda, and ersatz cuban cigars. That ought to kill him, especially if Janet Reno delivers it and starts her hero worship slobbering on him.

  6. snowy egret
    November 17, 2005 - 09:33 AM on November 17th, 2005

    I hope their preparing a big party down there in that place far below with a certian person with horns and a pitchfork waiting to shake hands with his when he arives and just knowing that UN jerks will be having their flags at half-staff and that idiot jimmy carter will probibly go over there to atten the funreal then maybe he can just stay there:roll:

  7. Robert
    November 17, 2005 - 12:58 PM on November 17th, 2005

    PCD #4: bWaaa haa haaa haa haa!!! A care package.
    You know what would be even better? Have Janet Reno deliver the care package, dressed in nothing but a thong, personally to Castro.

    :lol:

  8. PCD
    November 17, 2005 - 01:05 PM on November 17th, 2005

    6, GOD! Robert! I just ate. I’m gonna be real sick now.

  9. Robert
    November 17, 2005 - 02:31 PM on November 17th, 2005

    :lol: The mental image of such a thing is overwhelming, isn’t it? That itself just might finish Castro!
    :lol:

  10. PCD
    November 17, 2005 - 02:39 PM on November 17th, 2005

    I could carry on to what would finish Castro, but it is not acceptable to say it in this forum.

  11. snowy egret
    November 17, 2005 - 09:23 PM on November 17th, 2005

    When he dies we should set off firework and celebrate with parties and such DING DONG CASTROS DEAD:razz:

  12. FrmrArtyOffcr
    November 17, 2005 - 09:34 PM on November 17th, 2005

    You do realize that Castro actually asked the US for help in overthrowing the corrupt Batista regime and we blew him off. Until then, he had just been a failed minor league pitcher with no real political ideology. When we wouldn’t help with his little revolution, he went to the USSR, got a very healthy dose of indoctrination into Marxism and a bunch of weapons, and went back to Cuba and held his revolution.

    Think of all of the trouble we could’ve saved if we had just gotten him a decent pitching coach in the early 50s. LOL If they had taught him to throw a curve and a slider and we could be smoking Cuban cigars and gambling at casinos in Havana just like the days before the revolution.

  13. Fred Dawes
    November 18, 2005 - 04:05 AM on November 18th, 2005

    frmrartyoffcr is right about that one! but remember who paid for the guns, “our people here in 1956/57 people at schools were asking for money to be sent to Castro\overthrow the evil Batista and make Cuba just like us.
    any of you alive at that time?

  14. Arcane
    November 18, 2005 - 02:48 PM on November 18th, 2005

    Fred Dawes, in a way, you came to the same conclusion as me. Communism is one of those ideas that works well on paper, but fails when you apply it to real people.

  15. FrmrArtyOffcr
    November 20, 2005 - 12:37 AM on November 20th, 2005

    Sorry Fred. That’s a few years before my time. I’m just a history buff with a knack for trivia.

  16. snowy egret
    November 21, 2005 - 03:39 PM on November 21st, 2005

    The day castro dies will be a big releif for the world despite whinning idiots like JIMMY CARTER and all those bootlicker who met up with castro and kissed up to him including EARL BUTTZ of that ABASINAN CHURCH in New York City in fact Buttz needs a kick in the butt:roll:

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