Would you dress you kid like this? Beth Teitell, of The Boston Herald, has some tongue in cheek thoughts on this new line of Pimpfants wear.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but bring back the ‘‘My grandma went to Florida and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” kidswear.
Anything’s better than the latest attempt to fashion victimize children: Pimpfants wear. As in ‘‘pimp” plus ‘‘infant.”
Britney wannabes – rev up your credit cards, there’s a double-wide load of styles to choose from. There’s the winsome ‘‘Baby Beater” tank tops, the mini basketball uniform with ‘‘Jr. Pimp Squad” across the jersey or the T-shirts that read ‘‘My Mom Is a MILF.” (I’d explain MILF, but this is a family newspaper.)
Speaking of families, parents who dress their kids in Pimpfants might as well start saving for pole-dancing lessons – and therapy sessions – now. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure the kids aren’t begging for the stuff. ‘‘But mom, all the other toddlers have ‘Pimpfant’ onesies.”
If you could make them, what would your design say?
I’m so proud of my girls that I got them all shirts that said “I’m tomorrow’s crack-whoreâ€.
“If you could make them, what would your design say?”
Oh, you just opened a can of worms:
“Daddys little squirt”
“All Dadddy wanted was a H*n*j*b”
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“Pimp off the old block”
“Pimplicious”
“Pimpenstein”
“Pimptacular”
1–SF, I was going to say “All daddy wanted was a b*j*b.”
I just wrecked my screen! You 2 should go into retail together!:lol:
Nice Alyssa!:razz:
I could put the toddler pulling a wagon in one that says “ass, cash or grass, cause no one’s riding for free”