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How Far Would You Go To Prove Your Love?

By: Pam On: Jun/1/06 - 8 Comments

Would you go this far?

A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if it was the wrong number?

Posted on: June 1, 2006 |

Posted in: Gay Marriage, National News, Smack of the Week

8 Responses to “How Far Would You Go To Prove Your Love?”

  1. snowy egret
    June 1, 2006 - 07:47 AM on June 1st, 2006

    Love means never having to say your crazy:razz:

  2. San Francisco Liberal
    June 1, 2006 - 09:13 AM on June 1st, 2006

    …not that far, that’s for damn sure!

    yikes!

  3. Peejz
    June 1, 2006 - 09:24 AM on June 1st, 2006

    I would proptly commit my hubby if he did something that stupid!

  4. Robert
    June 1, 2006 - 09:52 AM on June 1st, 2006

    Wouldn’t flowers have been more convenient (and much less painful)? :mrgreen:

  5. Fred Dawes
    June 1, 2006 - 09:53 AM on June 1st, 2006

    Total Madness, but that is the world we live in, total madness!

  6. Peejz
    June 1, 2006 - 10:35 AM on June 1st, 2006

    Now he can’t have the “makeup” sex!:razz:

  7. BonBon
    June 1, 2006 - 11:02 AM on June 1st, 2006

    6. That’s a gas peejz…..funny, really funny:lol:

  8. Robert
    June 1, 2006 - 12:57 PM on June 1st, 2006

    If it wasn’t reattached, his status would have qualified him for automatic membership in the BHDS klub!

    :lol: :mrgreen: :lol:

    sorry couldn’t resist…

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