Alert: Castro Relinquishes Power To His Brother

Fidel Castro announced Monday night in a letter read by his secretary live on state television that due to illness he was temporarily relinquishing the presidency to his brother and successor Raul, the defense minister.

In the letter read by his secretary Carlos Valenciaga, Castro said he had suffered gastrointestinal bleeding, apparently due to stress from recent public appearances in Argentina and Cuba, and had to undergo an operation.

10 Comments.

  1. I certainly hope Raul is just as popular with the American Left as Fidel. After all, they have for years thought he was just the ideal benevolent leader of the island paradise of Cuba!

  2. I wonder when SF Liberal will be here to praise Castro.

  3. It will be interesting to see who in Hollywood goes to his funeral.

  4. Wasn’t his brother’s name Dennis Castro?

    (5 points for the first to get the reference)

  5. To elaborate….the conversation about rolling the cigars.

  6. hehe

    5 points for Alyssa! The dominicans ended up rolling crepes at the Magic Panda, Izzy Mendelbaum’s place!

  7. They were rolled too tight and they kept squirting everyone. Oh my god, I love that episode. :lol:

  8. Sorry, I’ll stay on topic now.