France Willing To Go To War With Rubber Bullets

It’s official: FRANCE WILLING TO GO TO WAR IN LEBANON TO UPHOLD UN CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT

French defense minister Alliot-Marie (picture) told the Wall Street Journal that Paris had obtained a very important clarification permitting its troops to use rubber bullets against “anyone standing in their way.”

I was happy to see this

American Congressman Tom Lantos said Sunday he will urge the Bush administration to freeze the $230 million aid program for Lebanon until the country prevents Syria from smuggling weapons to Hizbullah terrorists.
The California Democratic legislator, who also is his party’s leading member on the House International Relations Committee, spoke after meeting with Prime Minister Ehud Olmert in Israel.” A porous Syrian-Lebanon border will only invite the repetition of Hizbullah attacks in the future,” he explained.

9 Comments.

  1. Wil they now be arming their solders with peashooters or popguns whats become of france anyway i tell you they have gone too whimpy whimpy whimpy:lol:

  2. Don’t forget harsh language.

    If they’re going to use rubber bullets, why not just use paintballs? If you’re hit, you’re out and have to sit out the rest of the game.

  3. :lol: :lol: OMG! I never thought of that! Hilarious!:lol:

  4. Wow! Ted Lantos, who has been a twisted idiot for years, finally comes up with a good idea!

  5. They could always resort to blowing bubbles SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK:razz:

  6. Or they can pelt them with escargot. Or pig entrails. Chit’lins, anyone?

  7. And of course the French will have their trademark white flags issued in abundance.

  8. :lol: :lol: they can use them to wipe the paint off!:grin: