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	<title>Comments on: Funny Headlines</title>
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	<description>in all matter of opinion, our adversaries are insane.</description>
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		<title>By: Drake</title>
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		<dc:creator>Drake</dc:creator>
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		<description>Some other good ones: 
Eye drops off shelf.

Enraged cow kills farmer with axe

Two ships collide, one dies.

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

William Kelly was fed secretary 

Milk drinkers are turning to powder 

Farmer bill dies in house

Iraqi head seeks arms

Queen Mary having bottom scraped

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Squad helps dog bite victim

Never withhold herpes from loved one

Autos killing 110 a day, let&#039;s resolve to do better

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn&#039;t seen in years

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some other good ones:<br />
Eye drops off shelf.</p>
<p>Enraged cow kills farmer with axe</p>
<p>Two ships collide, one dies.</p>
<p>Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing</p>
<p>Two convicts evade noose, jury hung</p>
<p>William Kelly was fed secretary </p>
<p>Milk drinkers are turning to powder </p>
<p>Farmer bill dies in house</p>
<p>Iraqi head seeks arms</p>
<p>Queen Mary having bottom scraped</p>
<p>Prostitutes appeal to Pope</p>
<p>Squad helps dog bite victim</p>
<p>Never withhold herpes from loved one</p>
<p>Autos killing 110 a day, let&#8217;s resolve to do better</p>
<p>Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn&#8217;t seen in years</p>
<p>Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation</p>
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