To be a Democrat you have to believe that…
To be a Democrat you have to believe that…
The AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.
Trial lawyers are selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid.
Guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear, chemical and biological weapons in the hands of Saddam Hussein.
Businesses create oppression and government creates prosperity.
Self-esteem is more important than doing anything to earn it.
There was no art before federal funding.
The NRA is a bad organization because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution, but the ACLU is a good organization because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution.
Standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas are not.
ANY change in the weather is proof of global warming.
The only wars in which America should become involved are those in which our national security is not at risk.
Perjury and obstruction of justice are impeachable if a Republican president commits them but a harmless, private matter if a Democrat president commits them.
America can have a strong military without spending money on it.
The way to improve public school is to give more money and power to the very people who have misused that power and money to destroy the public schools.
Hunters and fishermen do not care about the environment but pasty-faced activists that rarely venture out-of-doors do.
Being a movie or television star qualifies you to speak out on public policy.
Passing new laws are a much better way to curb crime than enforcing the existing ones.
Tax cut are for people who don’t actually pay income taxes.
October 19, 2006 - 10:53 AM on October 19th, 2006
As a Democrat, you believe that campaign laws do not apply to you. Wisconsin Democrat Party Caught Coordinating with 527 groups.
Culture of Corruption, You are the Democrat Party and the suckup media.
October 19, 2006 - 11:18 AM on October 19th, 2006
I can add several more to this list…
As a democrat, you believe that….
The sole definition of womens rights is the ability to kill a fetus
A republican surfing for porn online must be removed from office, burned at the stake, drawn and quartered, while Democrats who kill women (Kennedy) or serve as KKK “Kleagle” (Byrd) get a lifetime pass.
October 19, 2006 - 12:15 PM on October 19th, 2006
To be a good Democrat, you must also be a consummate hypocrite. You must scream about, point your finger, and accuse others of some real or alleged issue even as your side engages in that very same conduct to the nth degree.
One way they do it is by just ignoring it (corruption of Harry Reid, for example). Or redefine it:
Undermining of America’s war on terror = Patriotism, in their minds.
Never mind the fact that Abramoff gave almost as much money to the Democrites, it’s a REPUBLICAN Culture of Corruption!
October 19, 2006 - 12:43 PM on October 19th, 2006
TO BE ADEMACRATS YOU HAVE TO BELEIVE THAT the unborn baby is nothing more then amass of flesh but the DELTA SMELT,NORTHERN SPOTTED OWL,PREBBLES MEDOW JUMPING MOUSE,SPOTTED SLAMANDER,PINE MARTEN,and DELI LEAVLES FLOWER LOVING FLY should be protected at all costs. FRANK CAPPERA and GLENN FORD were bias and old fashoned but MICHEAL MOORE and OLIVER STONE were tellers of the truth RONALD REAGAN wanted to hurt the poor and help the rich but JIMMY CARTER and BILL CLINTON were americas best presidents THREE STRIKES YOUR OUT and CAPITAL PUNISHEMENT dont work but REHABILITATION and WORKERS FURLOUGHT do THE GOVERMENT and the so called child care experts know how to take care of kids but the parents dont all religious holidays in america should be eliminated and replace with pagan celbrations such as KWANZA or CINCO DEMAYO and WE SHOULD RETURN 50% OF AMERICA TO MEXICO:roll:
October 20, 2006 - 05:15 PM on October 20th, 2006
To be a Democrat, you have to believe that:
Jews are to blame for everything, but Islamofascists are always innocent.
Anyone who owns an SUV is evil, unless you’re a Hollywood uberliberal like Barbra Streisand.
First Amendment rights should not be guaranteed to Christians, heterosexuals, the military, and patriotic Americans.
The UN is a very reputable group.
Bush is a dictator, but Chavez, Castro, and Kim are “human rights” champions.
“The Three Stooges” are not funny, but “Will and Grace” are.
It’s okay to cry “No Blood for Oil,” but have no shame over that African blood diamond you’re wearing.
It’s okay to sue to get rid of Christmas, but you demand Christmas off to celebrate.
Illegal aliens deserve discount tuition and not the families of soldiers who fight so certain legislators can defend illegal aliens.
Lincoln Chafee not always supporting Bush is the downfall of the GOP, but Zell Miller and Joe Lieberman not being in lockstep with Howard Dean strengthens the DNC.
October 20, 2006 - 08:35 PM on October 20th, 2006
It’s okay to cry “No Blood for Oil,”but have no shame over that African blood diamond you’re wearing. ouch! That’ll leave a mark!
October 21, 2006 - 09:01 AM on October 21st, 2006
democrats, republicans, communists, no difference!
its esoteric fascism any way you look at it.
October 21, 2006 - 05:46 PM on October 21st, 2006
Don’t forget that it’s okay for Democratic Congressmen to have t Secretaries who don’t type, file or any other office skills as long as they’re really good at dicktation. Google Wayne L. Hayes Democrat Ohio 18th district for reference. After he was booted from Congress ( he had been the chair of I believe the Ways and Means committee, I think someone just wanted his chairmanship) the local Dems elected him to the STATE LEGISLATURE!!! I grew up in that district. His second wife was his secretary before he divorced his first wife.
Saw a great bumper sticker. It said “People are more violently opposed to wearing fur than wearing leather because it’s easier to harass rich old women than biker gangs.”
I always said that if I saw someone attack someone for wearing fur, I’d beat the attacker unconscious and then call the police to have him arrested for assault.