Comments on: To be a Democrat you have to believe that…

By: FrmrArtyOffcr

FrmrArtyOffcr — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 23:46:33 +0000

Don’t forget that it’s okay for Democratic Congressmen to have t Secretaries who don’t type, file or any other office skills as long as they’re really good at dicktation. Google Wayne L. Hayes Democrat Ohio 18th district for reference. After he was booted from Congress ( he had been the chair of I believe the Ways and Means committee, I think someone just wanted his chairmanship) the local Dems elected him to the STATE LEGISLATURE!!! I grew up in that district. His second wife was his secretary before he divorced his first wife.

Saw a great bumper sticker. It said “People are more violently opposed to wearing fur than wearing leather because it’s easier to harass rich old women than biker gangs.”

I always said that if I saw someone attack someone for wearing fur, I’d beat the attacker unconscious and then call the police to have him arrested for assault.

By: N__ZZ

N__ZZ — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 15:01:55 +0000

democrats, republicans, communists, no difference!
its esoteric fascism any way you look at it.

By: Peejz

Peejz — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:35:00 +0000

It’s okay to cry “No Blood for Oil,”but have no shame over that African blood diamond you’re wearing. ouch! That’ll leave a mark!

By: Rocky Lore

Rocky Lore — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 23:15:06 +0000

To be a Democrat, you have to believe that:

Jews are to blame for everything, but Islamofascists are always innocent.

Anyone who owns an SUV is evil, unless you’re a Hollywood uberliberal like Barbra Streisand.

First Amendment rights should not be guaranteed to Christians, heterosexuals, the military, and patriotic Americans.

The UN is a very reputable group.

Bush is a dictator, but Chavez, Castro, and Kim are “human rights” champions.

“The Three Stooges” are not funny, but “Will and Grace” are.

It’s okay to cry “No Blood for Oil,” but have no shame over that African blood diamond you’re wearing.

It’s okay to sue to get rid of Christmas, but you demand Christmas off to celebrate.

Illegal aliens deserve discount tuition and not the families of soldiers who fight so certain legislators can defend illegal aliens.

Lincoln Chafee not always supporting Bush is the downfall of the GOP, but Zell Miller and Joe Lieberman not being in lockstep with Howard Dean strengthens the DNC.

By: snowy egret

snowy egret — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 18:43:08 +0000

TO BE ADEMACRATS YOU HAVE TO BELEIVE THAT the unborn baby is nothing more then amass of flesh but the DELTA SMELT,NORTHERN SPOTTED OWL,PREBBLES MEDOW JUMPING MOUSE,SPOTTED SLAMANDER,PINE MARTEN,and DELI LEAVLES FLOWER LOVING FLY should be protected at all costs. FRANK CAPPERA and GLENN FORD were bias and old fashoned but MICHEAL MOORE and OLIVER STONE were tellers of the truth RONALD REAGAN wanted to hurt the poor and help the rich but JIMMY CARTER and BILL CLINTON were americas best presidents THREE STRIKES YOUR OUT and CAPITAL PUNISHEMENT dont work but REHABILITATION and WORKERS FURLOUGHT do THE GOVERMENT and the so called child care experts know how to take care of kids but the parents dont all religious holidays in america should be eliminated and replace with pagan celbrations such as KWANZA or CINCO DEMAYO and WE SHOULD RETURN 50% OF AMERICA TO MEXICO:roll:

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 18:15:41 +0000

To be a good Democrat, you must also be a consummate hypocrite. You must scream about, point your finger, and accuse others of some real or alleged issue even as your side engages in that very same conduct to the nth degree.

One way they do it is by just ignoring it (corruption of Harry Reid, for example). Or redefine it:

Undermining of America’s war on terror = Patriotism, in their minds.

Never mind the fact that Abramoff gave almost as much money to the Democrites, it’s a REPUBLICAN Culture of Corruption!

By: Mike Kilo

Mike Kilo — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:18:52 +0000

I can add several more to this list…

As a democrat, you believe that….

The sole definition of womens rights is the ability to kill a fetus

A republican surfing for porn online must be removed from office, burned at the stake, drawn and quartered, while Democrats who kill women (Kennedy) or serve as KKK “Kleagle” (Byrd) get a lifetime pass.

By: PCD

PCD — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 16:53:46 +0000

As a Democrat, you believe that campaign laws do not apply to you. Wisconsin Democrat Party Caught Coordinating with 527 groups. Culture of Corruption, You are the Democrat Party and the suckup media.