Just In Time For Christmas..”The Absolute Moral Authority Card” A Gift For That Hard To Buy For Liberal!

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Bryan has outdone himself. Thanks for the suggestion! It is perfect gift for that hard to buy for liberal! :

“Find yourself in a jam? Are your anti-war lies catching up with you? Then use the Absolute Moral Authority card and get right out of trouble free. Once you play the Absolute Moral Authority card, no one can ever question you again, no matter what you say or do!”
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“Did you build your career on smearing the troops? Has that come back to haunt you in the run-up to a crucial mid-term election? Then play the Absolute Moral Authority Card!”

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“Do you have a famous family name that can (barely) cover your otherwise useless political career? Do you have a tendency to work with your nation’s enemies, and womanize your way into problem after problem? Then play the Absolute Moral Authority card. Your career will be safe, no matter what!”

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“Been caught stealing from the National Archives? Flash the Absolutel Moral Authority card and watch your troubles disappear!”

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“The Josh Lansdale edition!”

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“Make your own Absolute Moral Authority cards!”

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Update: “The Jesse Jackson card!”

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Update: “Our first reader submission”!
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Update: Rosie-O gets carded!
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11 Comments.

  1. What a great idea for those Liberal Democrite hypocrites on your shopping list! Now they don’t have to twist themselves into pretzels trying to rationalize their hypocrisy—they just pull out the card!

  2. Peejz,

    Did you get shitho one?

  3. 2- Use the blank one to come up with it:smile:

  4. Shitho, wipe the crap off your lips. You are on overtime spewing crap.

  5. Yes, I noted all the examples you gave us of bad behavior from the left:roll:

  6. 12-Darn them for linking to documents to back up their claims….

  7. Just went through MM, and guess who they link to in the propaganda section? THEMSELVES!

  8. shitho, can’t you admit that your propagands doesn’t sell here? Your bleatings, George Soros’ money (some of it ill gotten even by your low standards) is not working. You can’t make your delusions fact or truth.

  9. 3 – Does anyone have a pic of shiloh we can use (:lol:)?

    Where can we send reader submissions?

  10. 19- if you can photoshop take the blank from the pictured links and submit your idea…e-mail me at rightvoices@yahoo.com