Think it can work? It isn’t for world peace exactly:
WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!
Others blogging:
HotAir Mark your calendars: Peaceniks call for global orgasm on December 22nd
Good Richard’s Almanac
Pursuing Holiness » Blog Archive » All We Are Saying: Is Give Sex A Chance!
Sister Toldjah » Orgasms for Peace!
What will you be doing on December 22nd? at TigerHawk
Vibrate For World Peace! at Villainous Company
Theres always these people doing crazy and wacky things for world peace in their not releasing toy balloons or putting candles on little paper boats or stitting around meditating or sing GIVE PEACE A CHANCE FOR 24 STREIGHT HOURS or doing some other wacky things now its orgazims no thanks i,ll go to christmas eve church servies instead:razz:
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Now what did you expect from SCREWS LOOSE CITY? The boys pairing off, and the girls pairing off for orgasm’s.
I wonder if it makes a difference if they stupp their partner in the ear?
As an engineer, I wonder how they are possibly going to synchronize this event with any degree of accuracy? Because in order to create a surge of energy with the greatest possible amplitude, the orgasms would have to be synchronized precisely.
Ideas on how to do this:
1. Everyone participating could have their televisions on and tuned to the same broadcast. While engaging in whatever activity they have chosen to accomplish their purpose, they could have the TV on in the background. Then at the exact time chosen for the event, they could flash a full-screen image on the TV of:
a. Al Franken
b. Janet Reno wearing only a thong
c. Rosie O’Donnell
d. Bill Clinton
e. A split screen with all of the above
There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!
Well that’s a sure sign of the warmongers getting ready to attack the peaceful nation of Iran! The imperialists know that in order to gain any advantage, they’re first going to have to take out the vaunted Iranian submarine force!
Good Lord, what a bunch of F’ing idiots these people are! I hope they enjoy wanking themselves because that is about all they are capable of.
Next thing you know they will be sitting lotus style around a tree going ooommm ooommm oommm and maybe doing a little hooting or howling all the time while trying to get serious well they sure wont bring world peace dong all these crazy things:razz: