Comments on: It’s The Cows Stupid! http://rightvoices.com/2006/12/11/its-the-cows-stupid/ in all matter of opinion, our adversaries are insane. Sun, 08 Aug 2010 14:43:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Robert http://rightvoices.com/2006/12/11/its-the-cows-stupid/comment-page-1/#comment-297274 Robert Mon, 11 Dec 2006 21:12:36 +0000 http://rightvoices.com/2006/12/11/its-the-cows-stupid/#comment-297274 One more thing: email Michael Moore and beg him to follow up <em>An Inconvenient Truth</em> with a documentary of his own!!! Based on his successful and unauthorized use of the Farenheit 451 title, I have some ideas for the title, based on other popular works: Psycho Al Gore Alice in Wonderland: The Story of Liberalism I'm OK, You're OK if You Accept Al Gore as Your Messiah One more thing: email Michael Moore and beg him to follow up An Inconvenient Truth with a documentary of his own!!! Based on his successful and unauthorized use of the Farenheit 451 title, I have some ideas for the title, based on other popular works:

Psycho Al Gore
Alice in Wonderland: The Story of Liberalism
I’m OK, You’re OK if You Accept Al Gore as Your Messiah

]]> By: Robert http://rightvoices.com/2006/12/11/its-the-cows-stupid/comment-page-1/#comment-297265 Robert Mon, 11 Dec 2006 20:42:40 +0000 http://rightvoices.com/2006/12/11/its-the-cows-stupid/#comment-297265 DON't confuse anyone with the facts! Reality doesn't matter! It is all America's fault, and by extension, GWB and the right wing!!! The ONLY solution is for everyone to join the New Church of Environmental Redemption, led by Messiah Al Gore!!! This is the only path to redemption, penance, salvation, and survival!!! It's really wuite a simple process: 1. Believe EVERYTHING that Al Gore and the MSM say about Global Warming, and the human contribution. 2. Memorize all buzzwords and soundbyte phrases promoting this agenda so that you can use them without even having to think about it. 3. When debating with ignorant, neanderthal Conservatives, assume a condescending, uber-intellectual position. They are the ones who must agree with your position in order to ascend to the higher plane of intellectualism that you are already in. 4. Always promote adherence to the dogma of the New Church of Environmental Redemption as <em>progressive</em>! That automatically characterizes any disagreer as backward, obsolete, outmoded, and ignorant. 5. Never get caught up in a debate over numbers, facts. Always keep the discussion at a higher, abstract level. Remember that it is not <strong><em>real science</em></strong> we are concerned with, it is dogma and faith. We believe in Al Gore, therefore for us he is our Messiah. And <em>any</em> science that promtes our view is real and to be accepted without question, which any that even casts doubt is to be immediately dismissed as the work of the Big Oil companies. Now just remember these basic tenets and we will be successful! Hallelujah! Heil Gore! DON’t confuse anyone with the facts! Reality doesn’t matter! It is all America’s fault, and by extension, GWB and the right wing!!!

The ONLY solution is for everyone to join the New Church of Environmental Redemption, led by Messiah Al Gore!!! This is the only path to redemption, penance, salvation, and survival!!!

It’s really wuite a simple process:

1. Believe EVERYTHING that Al Gore and the MSM say about Global Warming, and the human contribution.
2. Memorize all buzzwords and soundbyte phrases promoting this agenda so that you can use them without even having to think about it.
3. When debating with ignorant, neanderthal Conservatives, assume a condescending, uber-intellectual position. They are the ones who must agree with your position in order to ascend to the higher plane of intellectualism that you are already in.
4. Always promote adherence to the dogma of the New Church of Environmental Redemption as progressive! That automatically characterizes any disagreer as backward, obsolete, outmoded, and ignorant.
5. Never get caught up in a debate over numbers, facts. Always keep the discussion at a higher, abstract level. Remember that it is not real science we are concerned with, it is dogma and faith. We believe in Al Gore, therefore for us he is our Messiah. And any science that promtes our view is real and to be accepted without question, which any that even casts doubt is to be immediately dismissed as the work of the Big Oil companies.

Now just remember these basic tenets and we will be successful!

Hallelujah! Heil Gore!

]]> By: Iowa Voice http://rightvoices.com/2006/12/11/its-the-cows-stupid/comment-page-1/#comment-297176 Iowa Voice Mon, 11 Dec 2006 19:33:47 +0000 http://rightvoices.com/2006/12/11/its-the-cows-stupid/#comment-297176 <strong>This Is Why We Don’t Take Global Warming Seriously</strong> I tell you, the global warming crowd just can’t make up their mind. First, it was man causing global warming. Now, it turns out that it’s not man (and his use of cars) at all, it’s the cow. Al… ... This Is Why We Don’t Take Global Warming Seriously

I tell you, the global warming crowd just can’t make up their mind. First, it was man causing global warming. Now, it turns out that it’s not man (and his use of cars) at all, it’s the cow.
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]]> By: snowy egret http://rightvoices.com/2006/12/11/its-the-cows-stupid/comment-page-1/#comment-296791 snowy egret Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:25:20 +0000 http://rightvoices.com/2006/12/11/its-the-cows-stupid/#comment-296791 More of the poppycock BS from the UN what a load of bull kaka the real big threat to the world are the enviromentalists wackos and the UN as well:razz: More of the poppycock BS from the UN what a load of bull kaka the real big threat to the world are the enviromentalists wackos and the UN as well:razz:

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