Soy Milk Makes Girly Men With Little Winkies

Posted by on 12/12/2006

Unbelievable!  Now we know, it is soy that makes people gay! 

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!)

ALLAHPUNDIT  says: Exit question: in which ways, if any, is soy being manipulated to facilitate the North American Union? Check out the export list. We’re softening them up across the border before the merger!

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11 Comments.

  1. Don 12/12/2006 at December 12, 2006 - 07:02 PM

    This also helps explain why we have so many Liberals nowadays.

  2. Don 12/12/2006 at December 12, 2006 - 07:03 PM

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Somebody had to say it!

  3. Peejz 12/12/2006 at December 12, 2006 - 07:34 PM

    Okay, that was a good one!:lol:

  4. snowy egret 12/12/2006 at December 12, 2006 - 08:47 PM

    aND THAT IS WHY THERE ARE SO MANY GIRLY MEN in PETA:razz:

  5. Robert 12/12/2006 at December 12, 2006 - 11:49 PM

    Don, it’s more than a joke…it explains a lot about many things. Like the feminization of so many American males (and those types tend to be Liberal, I believe).

  6. San Francisco Liberal 12/13/2006 at December 13, 2006 - 12:50 AM

    really dumb.

  7. Robert 12/13/2006 at December 13, 2006 - 01:44 AM

    But this is backed up by science, scientific studies and research. Now you are evidently a student of science; you are an avid follower of science as in the human contribution to Global Warming. So you’ve got to admit this is true, acknowledge it, accept it.

    Now it is just my hypothesis that this has caused the rise of Liberalism, but at this point it is as valid a hypothesis as the one that humans are causing Global Warming.

  8. just let me say. 12/15/2006 at December 15, 2006 - 03:37 PM

    Soy milk and semen the favorite beverages of libbie girly boys everywhere.
    Explains Frisco libbie.

  9. San Francisco Liberal 12/15/2006 at December 15, 2006 - 09:09 PM

    really dumb, too.

  10. just let me say. 12/16/2006 at December 16, 2006 - 08:11 AM

    Don’t you folks just love it when Frisco libbie shows his/her/its pseudo-intellect with his/her/its hissing “really dumb” retort? OOOOO goodness, a foot stompin, hissin, eye rollin, limp wrist on the hip, huffin hissy fit. So much in vogue in Frisco, and other Girly-boys liberal area. O I just bet his estrogen levels spiked, or her male hormone level peaked just now.

  11. Eben 12/17/2006 at December 17, 2006 - 06:14 PM

    The term “girly men” is offensensive since it’s been established to imply there’s something wrong with men who give a shite.

    If sensitivity equals “manly men” I’ll line up with the ‘girly men’ any day of the week.

    #5

    Like the feminization of so many American males (and those types tend to be Liberal, I believe).

    What’s the fear? You like to screw women don’t you? Can they truly be so objectionable to you Robert when they endanger you gender by articulating thought?

    It’s amazing to me often how I find it’s the homosexual men in our ranks who really think something of women as a gender and not simply a semen repository.:roll: