1. Do you approve or disapprove of the way George W. Bush is handling his job as president? Do you approve/disapprove strongly or somewhat?

Are you kidding?

2. Do you approve or disapprove of the way Bush is handling (ITEM)?

a. The situation in Iraq: A quagmire! We must cut and run!!!

b. The US campaign against terrorism: It is long past the time to abandon this! Resistance is futile! Violence only begets more violence!

c. The economy: It was much better under Clinton. We had Peace & prosperity!

d. Global warming: Bush isn’t directly causing it, but indirectly uh-huh!

3. Do you approve or disapprove of the way (ITEM)?

a. The U.S. Congress is doing its job: Democratic: Wonderful. Republican: Bad!!!

b. Nancy Pelosi is handling her job as Speaker of the House (Compare to: Newt Gingrich): We Luv Nancy!!! We despise the Gingrinch!

4. Do you think things in this country (are generally going in the right direction) or do you feel things (have gotten pretty seriously off on the wrong track)? They are way off track. We need the democrats to get us back on the road to more taxes! We will tax our way to prosperity! Clinton had a huge tax increase and look at what resulted: Unprecedented prosperity for all!

5. What would you say is the one most important problem you would like to see Bush and the Congress deal with this year?

Iraq/War in Iraq; Cut and run now!

Economy: Tax, tax, and tax some more!

Health care: Free for all! Tax the rich to pay for it!

Immigration: They just want to work! They do jobs Americans won’t do!

Terrorism/War on terrorism/ Stoip it! Get fitted for a burqua!

Homeland security: A joke. We need security against the Neocons!

Education: Destroy the last vestiges of private schools (except those for rich Liberals). Make everyone else go to the Gov’t schools, were they can be properly indoctri-I mean, educated.

Medicare: Free for all except rich Republicans.

Social Security: Bring all under the umbrella, illegals, criminals, drug addicts, AIDS victims.

Jobs/Unemployment: Bring in more undocumented workers!

Taxes: We need to raise them a lot!

Gasoline prices/Energy prices: ALL GWB’s fault!

Federal budget deficit: End deficit spending for anything but welfare programs!

Environment: Don’ty get me started. Let’s just say appoint Al Gore as Environmental Guru for the planet!

Poverty/Homelessness/Hunger: All made worse by rich, greedy Republicans, who won’t pay more in taxes to end it. Rich Democrats are trying to help, by taking more of other people’s money to do so!

Ethics/Honesty/Corruption in Government: Nancy Pelosi has promised the most ethical Congress in history and is doing just as well as the Clinton administration in that regard!

Crime/drugs: Crime is defined as what rich Republicans do to the people by trying to stop partial-birth abortion, which we just love! Drugs should be free for all!

6. Do you think the country should go in the direction (Bush wants to lead it), go in the direction (the Democrats in Congress want to lead it), or what? It needs to go in the Liberal/Leftist direction!

7. Who do you trust to do a better job handling (ITEM), (Bush) or (the Democrats in Congress)?

OF COURSE THE DEMOCRATS! They will save us!

It is time to promulgate new regulations to stop this! Adopt the Kyoto protocols immediately! BAN SUVs!!! Stop all of these foolish people from driving their cars all over! (wealthy Liberals exempted, of course :wink

Tax, tax, tax, and tax again every molecule of CO2 emitted until no one can afford to generate CO2!!! Then, it will stop!!!

I almost forgot: Immediately reinstate Al Gore to his rightful role as President! Al Gore knows what to do, how to save the planet! He is an expert!!!