‘Green Sex’ Promoted to help Protect the Environment…
By: Pam On: Mar/6/07 - 2 Comments
This is hysterical! I highlighted my favorite parts:
- For those who like to make love to the soundtrack of the global warming documentary An Inconvenient Truth, Greenpeace has released a list of strategies for “getting it on for the good of the planet,” suggesting “you can be a bomb in bed without nuking the planet.”
- The famed adult store Good Vibrations announced last week they would no longer sell sex toys containing phthalates, controversial chemical plasticizers believed by some to be hazardous to humans and the environment alike.
- The U.S. company, which sells to Canadians via Babeland.com, just introduced an “Eco-Sexy Kit” featuring a phthalate-free vibrator, soy massage candle, a natural lubricant with no animal-testing or derivatives, and condoms.
- Other ways of “greenwashing” the bedroom, as outlined by TreeHugger and Greenpeace, include turning out the lights, not buying PVC or vinyl accoutrements, ensuring S&M paddles are made from sustainably harvested timber, using organic massage oils, showering together, using bamboo bed sheets (they come from a rapidly renewable resource and are said to be “super sexy”), and wearing lingerie made with renewable fibres such as hemp (Enamore), bamboo (Butta) and other organic goodness (GreenKnickers, Buenostyle, Peau Ethique).
- there’s even an eco-friendly adult website dedicated to naked vegetarians, appropriately called Veg Porn.
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March 6, 2007 - 10:15 PM on March 6th, 2007
The possibilities are endless for greenie zealots. How about condoms with an image of Al Gore silkscreened along the side?
March 7, 2007 - 08:44 AM on March 7th, 2007
Crazy,insane,wacky nutty enviromentalists wackos always being some rediclous thing in their SAVE THE EARTH stuff if their not eating nuts and berries or sitting around a tree going OOOMMMM OOOMMM OOOMMM now its this next thing they will be doing is going up to some natural monment and kissing it and going OOOOMMM OOOMMM OOOMMM:razz: