Right Voices

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi… You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job. “The social worker behind the counter says, your timing is excellent.
We  just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You’ll have to  drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of your clothes and  because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to  escort her on her overseas vacation trips and will have to satisfy all  her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.The starting salary is $200,000 a year. “The guy, wide-eyed, says, “You’re bull shittin’me!” The social worker says, “Yeah, well… you started it.