The iBoob

Posted by on 11/12/2007

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Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women’s breasts.

The i-boob is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Oh look, Allahpundit is pushing the Gphone…he should look at this version.

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13 Comments.

  1. TedintheShed 11/12/2007 at November 12, 2007 - 11:15 PM

    Nice knobs on those units…can I twiddle them?

    I may even have to put my ear to them to listen carefully.

    :x

  2. Matthias Roggenbuck 11/13/2007 at November 13, 2007 - 04:22 AM

    “women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.”

    It’s not that we are not interested in what women have to say (even though it’s always the same), it’s just that we want to give at least once in a lifetime the right answer to their question:”How do I look?”. So we intensively inspect her appearance!
    :d/

  3. Matthias Roggenbuck 11/13/2007 at November 13, 2007 - 04:24 AM

    PS: Pam can you please push some of your buttons? My smiley does not look as it is supposed to…

  5. Pam 11/13/2007 at November 13, 2007 - 07:09 AM

    1- You mean you want to adjust them for sound quality? ;)

  6. PCD 11/13/2007 at November 13, 2007 - 07:55 AM

    I have to ask this, from a purely consumer oriented informational angle: Does size matter?

  8. Matthias Roggenbuck 11/13/2007 at November 13, 2007 - 08:30 AM

    6- The size of what?

  9. BonBon 11/13/2007 at November 13, 2007 - 01:09 PM

    …”a purely consumer oriented informational angle” Now you knoowwww we know better PCD ;)

  10. Brian 11/14/2007 at November 14, 2007 - 09:01 AM

    I’m just wondering if it has stereo surround sound. You know, to give you the impression that you’re right there in the cleavage. =)

  12. Matthias Roggenbuck 11/14/2007 at November 14, 2007 - 09:41 AM

    10- If you have two girlfriends with average sized breast and one with DD cup, you may have 4.2 dolby surround sound!!! :d

  13. Mark Hoops 12/13/2007 at December 13, 2007 - 01:23 AM

    I’m not staring, their turned up so loud I can’t hear myself thinking of an excuse!@-)