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The iBoob

By: Pam On: Nov/12/07 - 13 Comments

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Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women’s breasts.

The i-boob is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Oh look, Allahpundit is pushing the Gphone…he should look at this version.

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13 Responses to “The iBoob”

  1. TedintheShed
    November 12, 2007 - 11:15 PM on November 12th, 2007

    Nice knobs on those units…can I twiddle them?

    I may even have to put my ear to them to listen carefully.

    :x

  2. Matthias Roggenbuck
    November 13, 2007 - 04:22 AM on November 13th, 2007

    “women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.”

    It’s not that we are not interested in what women have to say (even though it’s always the same), it’s just that we want to give at least once in a lifetime the right answer to their question:”How do I look?”. So we intensively inspect her appearance!
    :d/

  3. Matthias Roggenbuck
    November 13, 2007 - 04:24 AM on November 13th, 2007

    PS: Pam can you please push some of your buttons? My smiley does not look as it is supposed to…

  4. Pam
    November 13, 2007 - 07:08 AM on November 13th, 2007

    2-Oh nice try! ;)

  5. Pam
    November 13, 2007 - 07:09 AM on November 13th, 2007

    1- You mean you want to adjust them for sound quality? ;)

  6. PCD
    November 13, 2007 - 07:55 AM on November 13th, 2007

    I have to ask this, from a purely consumer oriented informational angle: Does size matter?

  7. Pam
    November 13, 2007 - 08:14 AM on November 13th, 2007

    6- Nope;)

  8. Matthias Roggenbuck
    November 13, 2007 - 08:30 AM on November 13th, 2007

    6- The size of what?

  9. BonBon
    November 13, 2007 - 01:09 PM on November 13th, 2007

    …”a purely consumer oriented informational angle” Now you knoowwww we know better PCD ;)

  10. Brian
    November 14, 2007 - 09:01 AM on November 14th, 2007

    I’m just wondering if it has stereo surround sound. You know, to give you the impression that you’re right there in the cleavage. =)

  11. Pam
    November 14, 2007 - 09:05 AM on November 14th, 2007

    Suuuuure Brian.. =))

  12. Matthias Roggenbuck
    November 14, 2007 - 09:41 AM on November 14th, 2007

    10- If you have two girlfriends with average sized breast and one with DD cup, you may have 4.2 dolby surround sound!!! :d

  13. Mark Hoops
    December 13, 2007 - 01:23 AM on December 13th, 2007

    I’m not staring, their turned up so loud I can’t hear myself thinking of an excuse!@-)

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