Why Mommy Is A Democrat?
By: Pam On: Nov/19/07 - 6 Comments
Ahhh, a children’t book. Look what Santa won’t be putting under the tree:
This should be followed up with Why Daddy Is A Republican:
1. Republicans let Daddy keep more of what he earns, so mommy can buy me food and toys.
2. Republicans make sure bad people who hurt childen are locked up.
3. Republicans made sure I was protected in the womb so that mommy wouldn’t murder me.
4. Republicans make sure I am actually learning at the school mommy sent me to.
November 20, 2007 - 01:04 AM on November 20th, 2007
“Why Mommy Is A Democrat?”
Because she’s an ignorant mindless parroting ward of the welfare state?
“Democrats make sure we share our toys, just like mommy does.”
Yes, and they also like to “share” everyone elses toys as well.
“Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like mommy does.”
In the same sense if mommy was an incoherent babbling crack addict, the gub’mint will protect you.
“Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like mommy does”
Except the school has no heat, no updated text books and educators that are more concerned with their union pension than teaching children.
November 20, 2007 - 06:55 AM on November 20th, 2007
1, Ted, too much logic, the Democrats reading this just had their heads explode, that is if they can read for themselves.
November 20, 2007 - 07:34 AM on November 20th, 2007
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November 20, 2007 - 08:49 AM on November 20th, 2007
Both my paresnts were republicans like me and if your mommy is ademacrat its just shes been lied to so much
November 20, 2007 - 08:52 AM on November 20th, 2007
Yeah, Ted, stop with the logic and reality! You know Liberals cannot face it, cannot deal with reality! They just want to continue thinking that is they care, if they feel good, everything is fine! The details don’t matter, it’s the intentions, you see!
And Liberals want to do good, they feel good, so therefore they are good!
November 21, 2007 - 10:33 PM on November 21st, 2007
“Why mommy is a Democrat”
Because for the last three generations, they’ve been handing her a welfare check and food stamps in exchange for her vote? Because as long as the Democrats can control Congress, they’ll keep paying her to pop out uneducated, drug addicted kids by different baby daddies?