I’m a firm believer in hitting someone where it’s going to hurt most and in a manner that will cause the most damage as quickly as possible. Few things will prevent a fight like asking the other guy if he can afford to be out of work indefinitely, and advising him that that will be the result if he starts something. Someone needs to ask this jerk that question. Ask him if his license and reputation are worth $2500 to him.

Here is a photo of our attorney friend when he’s trying to pick up some dumb liberal sluts

For that matter, the proper method to respond at this point in time would be for Naval JAG (Marines are part of the Navy) to file a complaint with the State of Illinois Bar association. As an officer of the court, the attorney could face having his license to practice revoked for being involved in a felony. I would also insist on felony charges being filed and give a Naval JAG officer power of attorney to pursue the case.

There is also another little trick that really gets under the skin of these people. The fact that on many military bases, they have lists of businesses who are considered as being unfair to military members. Exactly how well will this moron’s law practice do if it becomes public knowledge that he willfully defaced a Marine preparing for deployment’s car and refused to pay for the damages? I’m betting that a large Advertisement to that effect in a large paper in Chicago would probably put him out of the legal business. Especially if the people paying for the ad offered (I’m not going to say threaten, that might constitute extortion) to include the names of his clients (court records are public records) as supporting such an anti military act. Perhaps a nice, not so subtle, email to that effect to his clients would get the point across.