Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack. Vice Principal accidentally shoots Jack in the face. Vice Principal is fired.

2007 – Jack decides to take his gun into school and kills as many people as he can before being killed himself by the Vice Principal who carries his own handgun to school. A few other students are also injured by the Vice Principal as he, in a state of panic, simple empties his entire clip in Jacks direction, even after Jack has been hit and instantly killed.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1967 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. At least until Johnny goes home and get the crap beat out of him by his father for losing a fight. Johnny walks with a limp for the rest of his life.

2007 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. After school, Johnny kills Mark in a drive-by shooting, injuring 10 bystanders in the assult. Within one month, retribution killings are numbering in double digits.

Scenario: Jeffrey won’t sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1967 – Jeffrey is sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, but still can’t sit still. Jeffrey is constantly in trouble and being punished physically and verbally as the teachers, principal, and parents constantly reprimand him for being bad and disruptive and for not listening. Jeffrey sinks into a cronic low level depression that eventually turns outward, and he becomes anti-social and violent. Jeffrey spends his entire adult life in and out of prison.

2007 – Jeffrey is diagnosed as having ADD which is properly treated with Ritalin. With his new found focus he is able to excel in school and is accepted to Yale. By adulthood, the ADD has run its course, and Jeffrey, now a healthy, well-adjusted adult graduates with honors. Jeffrey becomes a prominent psychologist who moves the entire field of psychology lightyears ahead in its understanding and treatment of ADD. Jeffrey is killed at the age of 42, a bystander in a convenient store robbery.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967 – Billy becomes a cronic bedwetter, prompting even more whippings, especially when dad has been drinking. Billy eventually kills his dad with his own shotgun, runs away to the Army, and is killed in Vietnam.

2007 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse, goes to prison and is repeatedly raped. Upon release from prison, he has become a sexual predator of young children and is never quite right in the head anymore. Billy goes on to accuse everyone who gives him any trouble of one thing or another to get them out of his way. Eventually Billy is elected congressman and has his dad killed to protect his politcal career.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school .

1967 – Mark has a brain anerism and dies. The medical community is completely befuddled.

2007 – Mark has a brain anerism and ends up in a coma. Mark has been brain dead for the last 13 months, and though the parents, who are already financially bankrupt and emotionally devistated, simple want to allow him to die naturally without the machines, the religious right has them locked down into a legal battle they can neither afford nor win. The religious right wins its lawsuit, Mark dies anyway, and both parents commit joint suicide in grief and financial ruin.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1967 – Pedro joins a major league baseball team and earns $150,000 a year.

2007 – Pedro joins a major league baseball team and earns $15,000,000 a year.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence Day firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1967 – Glass shards put out one of his eyes and leaves him scarred across his face for life. He becomes the old man the neighborhood kids terrorize, calling him “ole’ one-eyed Miller”as the egg his house and leave flaming bags of dog poop on his porch.

2007 – Johnny eventually puts together a truck bomb and attempts to blow up an elementary school in a suicide bombing. Before Johnny has the chance, he is shot dead by one of the elementary school children. The child is touted a “hero”. The child eventually dies in a drug deal gone bad before he graduates middle school.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1967 – Johnny reaches up and feels Mary’s breast. Mary slaps Johnny in the face, runs off to tell the principal. The principal paddles Johnny and calls the parents in for a conference. Johnny is taken home and is beat. Johnny’s father comes to the school to apologize to Mary. As they go to shake hands, Johnny’s father leans in and feels Mary’s breast.

2007 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. 9 months later, inexplicably, Mary gives birth to Johnny’s baby. Mary now works at the local YMCA as a swim coach.

1967 – Kids dissect things with no problem
2007 – PETA leads a mass protest

1967 – Elementary school kids have recess. Kids get hurt and move on. Tag is okay.
2007 – Recess banned because some PC freaks are afraid kids will get hurt, left out, traumatized, or something else

1967- Christmas parties. And I mean CHRISTMAS. It’s okay to sing such songs in school assemblies
2007 – Holiday parties, sort of. ACLU butts in after one parent complains, changes ‘holiday’ concert. No complaints when Islam is taught.

You forgot teacher starts up a computer. The computer immediately spews porn sites from the various viruses on it. Students see the porn. The police are called and the teacher is arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

It happened in Connecticut.