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Ebay:Don’t Miss Your Chance To Bid On Hillary Clinton’s Soul

By: Pam On: Jan/31/08 - 4 Comments

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Being auctioned on Ebay

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You are bidding on Hillary Clinton’s SOUL, originally sold to Lucifer in 1978 when she was appointed to the board of Legal Services Corporation by one of his personal henchman. Ever since that fateful day when she signed the contract with her own blood, her political aspirations have continued to grow with support from the media. To date, no one has been able to explain how such a Medicean personality has been so popular amongst today’s political arena. However, just recently Lucifer himself, has rejected her soul and is demanding a refund. It has been speculated that for the past 30 years he has been troubled by his decision to go into contract with Hillary. On January 26th, 2008 after victory celebrations settled for the evening at the Obama campaign headquarters in South Carolina, this jar was mysteriously placed into Mr Obama’s brief case by a dark shadow only to have Mr. Obama lose it with the excitement of knowing what he just acquired. It has now been revealed by the powers that be, that this sealed jar contains the soul of Hillary Clinton. This is yur opportunity to bid on a priceless entity and set it free.

Posted on: January 31, 2008 |

Posted in: Democrats, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Election '08

4 Responses to “Ebay:Don’t Miss Your Chance To Bid On Hillary Clinton’s Soul”

  1. TONY
    January 31, 2008 - 08:48 PM on January 31st, 2008

    wHAT SOUL ,SHE HASN’T ANY,SHE,AS WELL AS HER HUSBAND ARE CARBON COPIES AND DESERVE EACH OTHER,THEY ARE NO BETTER THAN THE MURDERING TED KENNEDY AND THEY SHOULD QUIT POLITICS AND ROT IN HELL

  2. Robert
    February 1, 2008 - 10:16 AM on February 1st, 2008

    I was aware that HilLiary had long ago sold her soul to the Devil in exchange for success in her political ambition. But I was not aware the Devil is trying to unload it.

  3. Lrrr
    February 6, 2008 - 02:09 PM on February 6th, 2008

    Well, here is another good one :)

    This ebay auction explains it all.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270209911764

  4. Pam
    February 6, 2008 - 02:36 PM on February 6th, 2008

    That is hilarious!

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