“The ass of life”? If you rub it, does it grant you three wishes?
“The ass of life”? If you rub it, does it grant you three wishes? asks Mark Steyn in reference to this:
“I grabbed her ass,” shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.
“I’ve been trying to find you all night and I found you and you’re gorgeous,” Dustin Thorn, 31, of Philadelphia told her.
“I think Chelsea looks better in person and she’s got the body and ass of life,” said Christoper Murray after wrapping his arms around her and giving her a big hug.
So if you were granted three wishes after rubbing her ass, what would you wish for?
April 22, 2008 - 11:18 AM on April 22nd, 2008
The “Ass of Life”? When I saw that header I thought this would be a thread about Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, or Bill Maher. But then what do any of them have to do with Life?
Seriously, I don’t know anything about Chelsea’s derriere and have never even pondered it. Given the three wishes, here’s what I would wish (are compound wishes ok?):
1. Common sense, logic, discipline, and the desire for self-sufficiency (Freedomwith reponsibility) would become the prevailing traits of the American people. If that happened most of these idiotic political issues and politicians would go away.
2. I would become benevolent Dictator of the World for as long as I choose to serve. The planet would enter a Golden Age of prosperity. Fools would not be suffered, the terrorists and other assholes who cannot seem to live their lives without inflicting their violence upon others would be eliminated, and politicians would have to find real jobs.
3. Three more wishes…