Comments on: “The ass of life”? If you rub it, does it grant you three wishes? http://rightvoices.com/2008/04/22/the-ass-of-life-if-you-rub-it-does-it-grant-you-three-wishes/ in all matter of opinion, our adversaries are insane. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:20:40 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Robert http://rightvoices.com/2008/04/22/the-ass-of-life-if-you-rub-it-does-it-grant-you-three-wishes/comment-page-1/#comment-721356 Robert Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:18:53 +0000 http://rightvoices.com/2008/04/22/the-ass-of-life-if-you-rub-it-does-it-grant-you-three-wishes/#comment-721356 The "Ass of Life"? When I saw that header I thought this would be a thread about Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, or Bill Maher. But then what do any of them have to do with Life? Seriously, I don't know anything about Chelsea's derriere and have never even pondered it. Given the three wishes, here's what I would wish (are compound wishes ok?): 1. Common sense, logic, discipline, and the desire for self-sufficiency (Freedomwith reponsibility) would become the prevailing traits of the American people. If that happened most of these idiotic political issues and politicians would go away. 2. I would become benevolent Dictator of the World for as long as I choose to serve. The planet would enter a Golden Age of prosperity. Fools would not be suffered, the terrorists and other assholes who cannot seem to live their lives without inflicting their violence upon others would be eliminated, and politicians would have to find real jobs. 3. Three more wishes... The “Ass of Life”? When I saw that header I thought this would be a thread about Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, or Bill Maher. But then what do any of them have to do with Life?

Seriously, I don’t know anything about Chelsea’s derriere and have never even pondered it. Given the three wishes, here’s what I would wish (are compound wishes ok?):

1. Common sense, logic, discipline, and the desire for self-sufficiency (Freedomwith reponsibility) would become the prevailing traits of the American people. If that happened most of these idiotic political issues and politicians would go away.

2. I would become benevolent Dictator of the World for as long as I choose to serve. The planet would enter a Golden Age of prosperity. Fools would not be suffered, the terrorists and other assholes who cannot seem to live their lives without inflicting their violence upon others would be eliminated, and politicians would have to find real jobs.

3. Three more wishes…

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