Just What The Democrat Candidates Need: Liagra!

It’s been a long, tough road to the Democrite nomination. Both candidates must be nearing emotional and physical exhaustion. The once-fresh Obama, now faltering and stumbling as he tries to find ways to explain the indefensible. Hilliary, who even though steeped in the culture of Klintonian lying, shows signs of weariness as though her own struggle to avoid truth has taken its toll. They could both benefit from this wonderful new product, a godsend to politicians: Liagra!

While this particular promotion features a high-profile, prolific, pathological liar young Obama is catching up fast. He appears unwilling to tell the truth, to come clean with the American people on issues. That’s a good sign for an up and coming politician; if his progress continues it won’t be long and he’ll be able to tell a whopper, even on the fly, without even breaking a sweat with the ultimate goal of being unable to tell the truth. Liagra’s patented conscience suppressor positively eliminates that nagging, distracting little voice, leaving the user absolutely unencumbered by morals and ethics. For Obama just the shot in the arm his candidacy needs!

HilLiary doesn’t need the conscience-suppression active ingredient, having long ago silenced forever her own conscience. But Liagra’s other active ingredients stimulate the portion of the brain that generates lies while shutting down the neurons providing the path to the truth section. Studies have shown that fatigue, which surely is a factor on the campaign trail, breaks down the ability to lie continuously. Liagra’s proprietary formula enhances the Liebido, enabling a performance even Satan himself, the Prince of Lies, would roundly applaud!

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