I’m voting Democrat
I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that the people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there - when they come over here - I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn’t it?
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August 26, 2008 - 10:02 PM on August 26th, 2008
I believe you forgot to close that </sarcasm> tag.
August 27, 2008 - 08:29 AM on August 27th, 2008
Pam
Thats terrific, I received that one on e-mail from an intellgent(conservative) friend, and was going to post it on Right Voices. I love it.
August 27, 2008 - 11:14 AM on August 27th, 2008
I’m voting republican because I’m a freaking idiot that lives on slogans and hype and has nothing positive to say about my candidate and his problems, I just love to attack the other guy while making wild distortions.
I vote Republican because I whine about the ‘MSM’ all the time and eat up whatever garbage Rush and Hannity and O’Reilly tell me without thinking for myself.
I vote Republican because I don’t care that we invaded Iraq as payback for the first time we didn’t finish the job properly, and our president used 9/11 as an excuse to do so. Also, I don’t care that bin laden is free and was never caught, but my tax dollars go to subsidizing a war in Iraq that was poorly planned and stupid.
August 27, 2008 - 12:40 PM on August 27th, 2008
Hey ME, at least you faced your own truth
August 27, 2008 - 03:39 PM on August 27th, 2008
“I’m voting republican because I’m a freaking idiot that lives on slogans and hype and has nothing positive to say about my candidate and his problems, I just love to attack the other guy while making wild distortions.”
So you had a spat with your handler at the local Democrat Party HQ? All your hard work slashing tires of cars with McCain bumper stickers, the hours you spent removing or defacing McCain yard signs, none of that was fully appreciated, eh?
You have a right to be angry at the Democrats. But don’t even think of coming over to our side. There’s no home for you here. Even if it sounds like a good idea at the time, your anger will subside and you’ll be ready to go home. And that’s where Leftists, communists, socialist, hacks, zealots, dopes, grifters, and degenerates really belong. In the Democrapic Rainbow.
Go home, ET!