They're Mad As Hell!
Hundreds of angry snowmen converged this week for a protest against Al Gore’s continued promotion of his personal self-enrichment program, also known as Global Warming. “There is no such thing!” asserted one protester, “The science is in and Gore is a fraud!”. While not subject to cap and trade restrictions and confiscatory taxation, the snowmen nonetheless say Gore’s hoax has impacted them severely. “My kids are terrified they’re going to melt in their beds” said another protester, “My whole family is a nervous wreck!” “I can’t get insurance!” shouted another, “Not even from Geico. He’s got the whole country suckered hook, line, and sinker with this nonsense!”.
Meanwhile, humans froze their asses off all across the Midwest this winter as Al Gore flew into Washington, leaving a carbon footprint as wide as the Grand Canyon, to once again deliver his Doomsday warning that we are on borrowed time; we have 10 years to stop GW or it will be irreversible. This dire prediction has been the rallying cry for GW advocates for about 20 years now.
But Robert, climate and weather are 2 different things..one has nothing to do with the other when discussing GW!!!
Yes, that’s true, I guess I forgot that it’s actually “Climate Change” now. The hoax has become more sophisticated. The original mantra, warming, was too simple and easily refuted. Blaming “Climate Change” on CO2 and industrial activity is so nebulous it’s practically foolproof (to fools). And we are seeing a majority of Americans falling into that gullible category.
so will al attack the little guys?
WHY are you trying to destroy the plant? The rest of us are trying to save it, but you and your types want to poison the air, the water, the soil! President Clinton removed Arsenic from water supplies and Bush put it back! I mean, why do you want the earth to keep warming until we all burn up just so some corporations can make big profits? You republicans would sell anything, even the environemnet for a fast buck. The Democratic party, and especially Al Gore, only want to save, to preserve. They don’t care about money; yes some of them have it but thats only because they have done so much good for the country the money just flowed in as a reward for the wonderful work they are doing! Above all else, including their own personal interests the Democratic politicians just want to do what’s right.